Total Medals Earned: 358 (From 117 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,265 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/17 (35/345 points)
Get 5 dollas!
Peruse the bath houses!
I spy a hole in bath house #3!
You can never get rid of this medal!
Walk through the neighborhood!
Walk through the town square!
Walk on the turnpike!
Get 10 Dollas!
Get 15 Dollas!
Get 20 Dollas!
Enter the power plant!
Go to the warehouse!
Enter the theater!
Put 25 dollas in your wallet!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)
Medals Earned: 6/21 (30/370 points)
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Die for the first time.
Clear 1 floor.
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)
Look at the options.
Look at the credits screen.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 3 floors.
Clear 6 floors.
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Clear 20 floors.
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (210/210 points)
you shrek
you did it
You did the win in Super Gangsta Mario!!!
Medals Earned: 6/15 (30/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Submit your score.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 7/40 (130/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Medals Earned: 2/37 (10/420 points)
Enter the village for the first time.
Open the eleventh gift!
Open the twelfth gift!
Open the thirteenth gift! (Before Brandy Does)
Open the nineteenth gift!
Open the twenty-second gift!
Open the twenty-third gift!
Open the twenty-fourth gift!
Open the twenty-fifth gift!
Open the twenty-sixth gift!
Open the twenty-seventh gift!
Open the twenty-eighth gift!
Open the twenty-ninth gift!
Open the thirtieth gift!
Open the thirty-first gift!
Happy New Year!!! Thank you for playing Tankmas 2021! See you next year!
Score 15 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Score 30 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade game
Score 40 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Receive a Kiss from Tom Fulp, or anyone with this medal
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/35 points)
YOU PLAYED ON PICO DAY (system time set to 06/11/2022)
start the game.
you beat the game
you lost you silly child! try again
you visited s-zenmode's profile in-game (like a champ)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/220 points)
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game... Sorta...
Choked far too many times on a single run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.