Total Medals Earned: 358 (From 117 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,265 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/180 points)
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/70 points)
Thank you for playing!
Complete the mission by killing 32 cultists.
Win having collected the 2 diskettes dropped by cultists.
Win taking no damage and collecting the 2 health packs.
Fail the mission T_T
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/440 points)
Earn 1 In-Game Achievement
Earn 3 In-Game Achievements
Earn 10 In-Game Achievements
Earn 15 In-Game Achievements
Earn 6 In-Game Achievements
Earn 20 In-Game Achievements
Earn 25 In-Game Achievements
Earn 30 In-Game Achievements
Earn 35 In-Game Achievements
Earn 40 In-Game Achievements
Medals Earned: 4/17 (85/480 points)
Killing King Kong
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing the balloon
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Spiderman
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 1/63 (5/355 points)
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/80 points)
Who gives a damn about credits? You do!!!
Viewed all the submissions in a single loop.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Place a Pixel
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/320 points)
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
Parry three times in one jump.
Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Earn 100% Game Completion.