Total Medals Earned: 358 (From 117 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,265 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/355 points)
Get the max attack combo chain
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 2/30 (30/445 points)
Open the eighth present!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/245 points)
Outrun the fuzz in level one
Lose the blues in level two
Break free from the PD in level three
Settle the score in level four
Make it out alive in level five
Refuse to get on the train for 60 seconds in level 5
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Complete a level with both balls
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15
Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 4/5 (20/70 points)
Kill a zombie.
Finish the episode.
Fend off the Zombie and meet Naomi.
Wake Up
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Wake up the computer and access the internet.
Finish episode 1.5.
Start playing Episode 1.5.
Kill the zombie locked in the computer lab.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/60 points)
Get away from the spreading fire.
Complete the episode.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/75 points)
Start playing Episode 2.5.
Answer the phone call.
Kill the first zombie.
Kill the second zombie.
Finish playing Episode 2.5.